In case y'all didn't catch it...

here is yet another video of mediocre skateboarding at its finest:

TCZ's 4 minute and 20 second Skateboarding Video from Dr. Tan Legs on Vimeo.

Inspiring Stay at Home Dads Across the Land

Well, folks, I am pleased to inform you that TCZ affiliated teams at the infamous event "trike night" have continued to murder the competition... sort of.

While no TCZer has yet claimed the gold (which, most likely, is some carnie prize ranging from edible panties to free tickets to Slightly Stoopid), we are proudly representing 4th, 3rd, and 2nd place medals. This only means that 1st place (coming, most likely, in the form of a Natty Light neon sign or a framed Animal House poster, *below) will belong to the TCZ in the very near future.

The most recent success was last night when Mr. Nice Guy (left) and Dr. Tan Legs (I) (performing under the alias' of Darrell Nasty and Chuck Daddy) teamed up to form Stay at Home Dads, a supergroup. And to underscore their time-trialed genius, they rode to Sheryl Crow's iconic ditty, "Leaving Las Vegas."

The duo cleaned up (and spilled) the competition to claim 2nd place, which is the best TCZ accomplishment as of yet.

While Crashtian and Weird Max's team, 666 420 Boobs, tempted the judges with an immensely clever name, their time just simply didn't cut it...

A snow-bro'd Crashtian (circa 2009) reacts via blow-job face to some chivos a confused Max (with Andriod Wheeloid shirt) must have received earlier in the evening.

Today's version of the Lende. He gets way more chicks!

And Max...

So, all in all, stay at home dads across America should take note of Mr. Nice Guy and Dr. Tan Legs' success at tricycle racing and dream of one day winning a whole 19 "Walkin' Around Bucks" (*the bills in the photo above). Thanks, Dark Horse. See you next tuesday.

Tan Legs out.

Bonerus

And, here, the infamous behind the scenes Barca vid:

TCZ LiB Bonerus from Dr. Tan Legs on Vimeo.

The Beginning of the End

I suppose I will begin this "revamping" of HELLAMARIA by posting videos that were posted on other blogs in my time away from HELLAMARIA (i.e. tempchillzone.blogspot.com R.I.P.). A lot of you have probably already seen it, but here lies the video I edited of our 5-month stay in Barcelona:

TCZ Lurking in Barcelona from Dr. Tan Legs on Vimeo.

Wu-Tang.

Revamp

Trying to switch things up a little, but couldn't quite part with the old drawing:

My Dad

So my family is currently wagon training east to see my graduation. And luckily my sister sent me a pic o' my Dad to alert me of their increasing proximity:

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, Ric Henry, in full form... most likely at some sort of truck-stop restaurant. Never. Turn. Down. A. Margarita.

The Lost Tape

Well I've been wanting to revive HELLAMARIA, and figured what better way to do it than via a throwback video?

So, long-story short, this video is a compilation of an old tape (from 8th and 9th grade) I found, and Z-Boi and Crashtian's trip to the Valley and 3rd and army.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy a heady KRS-One jam featuring Ric Henry, Jeff Henry, Billy Joe (who is now married!?), Sam, Alex, Kevin, Sammy, Aaron, Brett, Justin, Peter, and even a cameo by the one and only, 14-year-old Cravid Cole. TCZ.

My Head is Hella Tight from Dr. Tan Legs on Vimeo.

P.S. - Beware the poop.