Well the gang here at HellaMaria aint been able to give y'all an update since PBT's pre-pubescent days prior to him getting robbed by a Slovakian "hooker."
However, after seeing Slovakia upset those Italian turds (Hurray for Slovkia's national soccer team! THE MIGHTY FINE FIGHTING HOOKERS!), whimpering after USA's elimination at the hands of those Ghananan Witchdoctors (The Black Stars), and awakening in my brother's truck bed this morning with barf remnants eerily splattered on my shoes, pants, and pride, we've decided that its good to be alive, great to be American, and that the. blog. must. go. on. Let's see if we stick to it.
Barfing in 2010: Europe 0 USA 3
*If the stars align as predicted, stay tuned for the much anticipated and delayed Al Lado del Fuego with PBT: A Lone Texan in Europe.
