Well, folks, I am pleased to inform you that TCZ affiliated teams at the infamous event "trike night" have continued to murder the competition... sort of.
While no TCZer has yet claimed the gold (which, most likely, is some carnie prize ranging from edible panties to free tickets to Slightly Stoopid), we are proudly representing 4th, 3rd, and 2nd place medals. This only means that 1st place (coming, most likely, in the form of a Natty Light neon sign or a framed Animal House poster, *below) will belong to the TCZ in the very near future.
The most recent success was last night when Mr. Nice Guy (left) and Dr. Tan Legs (I) (performing under the alias' of Darrell Nasty and Chuck Daddy) teamed up to form Stay at Home Dads, a supergroup. And to underscore their time-trialed genius, they rode to Sheryl Crow's iconic ditty, "Leaving Las Vegas."
The duo cleaned up (and spilled) the competition to claim 2nd place, which is the best TCZ accomplishment as of yet.
While Crashtian and Weird Max's team, 666 420 Boobs, tempted the judges with an immensely clever name, their time just simply didn't cut it...
A snow-bro'd Crashtian (circa 2009) reacts via blow-job face to some chivos a confused Max (with Andriod Wheeloid shirt) must have received earlier in the evening.
Today's version of the Lende. He gets way more chicks!
And Max...
So, all in all, stay at home dads across America should take note of Mr. Nice Guy and Dr. Tan Legs' success at tricycle racing and dream of one day winning a whole 19 "Walkin' Around Bucks" (*the bills in the photo above). Thanks, Dark Horse. See you next tuesday.
Tan Legs out.
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