Tuesday, February 14, 2012
A Line and a Word: Episode 3
Monday, February 13, 2012
Photo Phridays #2: Monday...?
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Lone Valkyrie
Monday, December 26, 2011
Porch
The porch looked awful. The paint flaked to the ground like dead skin. Their red cups gave off a dull glow in the overcast light. They were playing ping-pong, or something. There was shit in the corner. It most likely belonged to the dog, Rufus.
Rufus had been eyeing the open Doritos bag on the steps all night. They better not let him eat any of it. Then he will just shit more. He imagined the porch covered in his powdery orange shit. It might be a nice touch. The ball bounced.
There were holes in the floorboards. Cigarette butts smoldered in them. The malt liquor bottle on the table was already full of butts. It was smoking, too. No, bottle, that’s a bad habit!
Rufus shook a smirking, fat fraternity brother’s hand and then laid down to stare at the Doritos some more. He didn’t like his owners. He imagined filling the holes with his fluorescent feces. A bulimic girl stepped on his tail while dancing. He wanted to shit on her.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Unemployment Blues
In the midst of the overwhelming underwhelm of unemployment these last couple months, I've succumbed to sitting in different places around my house (the table, the floor, the toilet, etc.) with a guitar in hand, writing songs about cannibalism... among other things. But more important than making music, is coming up with a cool band name. Right?
Friday, August 26, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
The F1nal Front1er with Christian McDreamy
Terminally Chill in AKSALA from Dr. Tan Legs on Vimeo.